EST. ~4.54 BILLION YEARS AGO · WHOLLY OWNED SUBSIDIARY OF ITSELF
Everything you've ever heard of is one of our products.
The World, LLC is a vertically integrated planetary holding company with operations on every continent, in every ocean, and under most couches.
Our Portfolio
DIVISION 01
Land Holdings
Seven continents, one of which is mostly ice. We are exploring a sale.
DIVISION 02
Liquid Assets
Oceans, lakes, and one puddle outside your office we refuse to fix.
DIVISION 03
Weather Services
Outsourced. We take no responsibility for Tuesdays.
PENDING
The Moon
Acquisition talks ongoing. The Moon has not returned our calls.
Investor Relations
Quarterly earnings are reported once per orbit. Growth remains steady at roughly one rotation per day.
- TICKER
- EARTH
- MOONS
- 1 (leased)
- TILT
- 23.4°
- CEO
- Gravity
Now hiring: everyone.
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